Dolphin 'Disturbances' On The Rise

Time now for an update on Dolphin behaviour.

[see previous report]

"At first I thought it was pushing me with its flipper but dolphins don't have flippers beneath their bellies"

Sound familiar?

No, then maybe that is because they [The Dolphins] have used their sonic mind powers to make their victims [possibly you included] believe that it was all innocent and consensual. Or even more likely; used their sonic mind powers to make you forget it ever happened at all - like The Men In Black of the ocean.

Fortunately not everyone can forget. Interviewed after her recent visit to Sea World (the controversial marine fun park and research centre) Clare Taylor stated "After the incident I only buy Tuna caught using Dolphin killing nets."

HERE ARE THE HARD FACTS:

Thats right, what started as a fun holiday outing can turn very ugly - very quickly. My advise: Cross 'Swim with Dolphins' off your 'Things to do before I die list' ...unless you inclined slippery freakiness akin to this self confessed Delphinic Zoophile.

Need more proof:

BEING PLAYFUL IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR RAPE.